I got shit to do
lbr if ‘captain watson’ asked sherlock to suck his dick he would be on his knees so fast he’d break the sound barrier with the flip of his dressing gown
everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW
Martin Freeman is hot.
sherlock au where john and sherlock are in their mid-twenties. john is working at a convenience store in london, trying to start paying off his student loans. sherlock is looking to buy a package of cigarets. when checking out, john asks if he would like to by a lotto ticket. sherlock responds with a long rant about the chances of winning and gambling addictions. john asks what his deal is and sherlock explains the consulting detective bit. john tells him that if he goes half on a ticket with him on a ticket and they win, he’ll move into the biggest flat in town with him and be his crime fighting sidekick. the whole thing is very funny to the two strangers, until they actually win.
No, boys. Thank you.